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March 31, 2007

Plea for help

Do you live in London (England)?

Do you live in the borough of Kensington / Chelsea?

Do you know anyone who does?

My fiancée Charlotte and I have a slight problem. We have planned to get married in the borough of Kensington / Chelsea this summer, but in order to so do, one of us has to live there for at least seven days before registering for a marriage certificate.

The guesthouses in this part of London are prohibitively expensive. If one of us could squat in someone’s spare room for a week, that would be ideal. It doesn’t matter if it is me or Charlotte. The dates in question are June 7 to June 15 this year.

As a lodger I am very little trouble. No smoking, no shouting, no music, no guests, no pets, no phone-calls. Willing to wash up the whole week and give free night-classes in chess and/or creative writing.

Charlie assures me that she is also very little trouble, but I cannot yet vouch personally for this. If you have a very large apartment she could maybe give horse-riding lessons.

Please somebody help us.

Thank you.

Posted by sahelsteve at March 31, 2007 10:50 AM